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How to talk so people will listen

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Posted on September 17, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
workplace monster shouting at coworker so speech bubble almost pushes him out of frame as she yells, "Have I made my point??

How to talk so people will listen

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Getting to Yes . . .

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Posted on September 16, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
a workplace monster, who by the way is covered in black darkness and cannot be seen, is slamming a red hammer down on a small employee, who is like a whack-a-mole and folding up like an accordion under the beats of the hammer and he screams "Yes!, Yes!! Uncle!"

Getting to Yes . . .

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Email Etiquette

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Posted on September 15, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
a workplace monster is climbing out of a computer screen onto the desk of the viewer. This monster is particularly menacing and says directly, in a cloud of smoke coming from the horn on its head, "You might want to seriously reconsider hitting send on that email. You remember what happened last time, don't you?"

Email Etiquette

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Customer Service Call Center

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Posted on September 13, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
Workplace monster in S&M chaps and mask, bare chested, whips hoard of call center workers, who have balls in their mouths and their hands and feet tied with the telephone cords. The S&M workplace monster whips them while he talks on his cell phone with his wife and says, "Sorry, Honey, I'll be home late again. Honestly you you don't know the kind of people I have to work with down here."

Customer Service Call Center

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The Power of Positive Thinking

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Posted on September 12, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
Man doses himself with hoards of pills like Monsterpro, DisAbilify, Anti-monster tonic, and of course Zanax to get him through his workplace monsters.

The Power of Positive Thinking

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Sorry, this is not a real cartoon

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Posted on September 12, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
The ugly fish workplace monster, tired as hell, with a bottle of Scotch Jameson by his side, says, "You would believe the day I had. I just need to watch some TV."

Sorry, this is not a real cartoon

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successful mediation

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Posted on September 11, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
two business men side by side but facing opposite directions come to an agreement with the devil between them grasping them by the shoulders. One man says, "Well, yes, I see your point there, Marty," while the other businessman says, "I tell you, Steve, withholding bonuses means more money for us!" The devil is smiling widely saying, "Yes, yes," again and again.

successful mediation

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office supervisor

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Posted on September 10, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
a giant workplace monster crow flying over a few cubicles with mice in them saying, "Hey listen, don't mind me!"

office supervisor

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The morning commute

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Posted on September 10, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
man being wheeled in on a dolly by his wife to go to work for the workplace monster. The wife says, "Don't be such a baby. You're making me late for my job, so move!!!" The man says, "No, please!! Don't make me go. Take me home. I can't do it." The monster says, "Good morning, Ms. B. Don't worry. He stops crying after you leave. We'll take care of him. Bye!"

The morning commute

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Sometimes it’s better just to lie

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Posted on September 9, 2013 by Scotch Jameson
A huge workplace monster covering most the frame with a tattoo on naked bicep that says "I adore my baby girl" and a go to hell look as the monster says "No, I didn't have a good weekend. My weekend sucked!"

Sometimes it’s better just to lie

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